The moment I heard about this poster of our hereditary head of state’s family, I knew I needed to get a snap. I’d tried on Sunday but abandoned it after getting so snarled up in the traffic rerouted for a 10K run (yes it’s going to be chaos for the rest of us when the Olympics hit town) but this morning I had time to stop off at Blackfriars before going to the opening the London Festival of Photography (which has some excellent work).

Hideous, isn’t it? I bet Kim Jong Un would approve though, even if he might not quite understand why Mark Phillips has not been Photoshopped out of the picture, or replaced with Lady Di?