I’ve received a few nice words – and cheeky wind-ups – about my artists’ statements hall of fame, so if you’re thinking of writing one yourself, here’s another great example:

My fervent wish is to collect the light of the world and combine it with the light within to create a magical perception of my perspective on living. In words and pictures I mold an idealistic (and surrealistic) view of the world within my grasp. The work is incomplete until I can share it and pass the wonder on to the next soul.

I set out seeking for light and, yang to its yin, darkness….